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mr tickle FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 05 Aug 2007 Posts: 5827
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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why has all your hair been pulled out
because ive just squashed it |
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pinkroxy FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 10460 Location: pink sparkly fairyland
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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why is that orange squished to the ground ??
I see stars |
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jinjin FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 85226
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:52 am Post subject: |
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What happened when you fell?
It looks much nicer on the photograph. |
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blindfaith FemaleFirst Senior Member (500+ Posts)

Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 730
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:03 am Post subject: |
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It's a bit lumpy
in my shoes |
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jinjin FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 85226
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:39 am Post subject: |
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Where is the egg?
It is better when hot. |
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bknank FemaleFirst Grand Master (1000+ Posts)

Joined: 05 May 2006 Posts: 2942 Location: Stealing your car
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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how was your sexual experience with a Llama?
i normally thrust and pull at the same time |
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jinjin FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 85226
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:03 am Post subject: |
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How did you get stuck to cannister vacuum cleaner?
The pickling process turns the egg black and green. |
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Lucylastic FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 08 Jun 2007 Posts: 8108 Location: Lasticland. Visa restrictions apply.
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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Why aren't Cadbury Creme Eggs as nice as they used to be?
The pointy end. |
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blindfaith FemaleFirst Senior Member (500+ Posts)

Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 730
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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What is the front of a ship called
6 and 7/8ths |
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pinkroxy FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 10460 Location: pink sparkly fairyland
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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What are you trying to measure ??
Because it made me flew off the treadmill and break my leg  |
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mr tickle FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 05 Aug 2007 Posts: 5827
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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who tied my shoelaces together
because someone put laxative in my drink |
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blindfaith FemaleFirst Senior Member (500+ Posts)

Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 730
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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why have you got brown stained grundies?
It's been swollen like this for weeks. |
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pinkroxy FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 10460 Location: pink sparkly fairyland
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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What makes you think there is something wrong with your knee ??
I stopped because I was starting to see stars ?? |
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blindfaith FemaleFirst Senior Member (500+ Posts)

Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 730
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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Why did you put your telescope away?
I had one but the leg fell off. |
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pinkroxy FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 10460 Location: pink sparkly fairyland
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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I thought you had one of those leg screws to help keep your leg on ??
Because last time I vomited out the window |
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