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mr tickle
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why has all your hair been pulled out


because ive just squashed it
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pinkroxy
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why is that orange squished to the ground ??


I see stars
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jinjin
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What happened when you fell?



It looks much nicer on the photograph.
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blindfaith
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a bit lumpy



in my shoes
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jinjin
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where is the egg?



It is better when hot.
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bknank
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

how was your sexual experience with a Llama?

i normally thrust and pull at the same time
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jinjin
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How did you get stuck to cannister vacuum cleaner?



The pickling process turns the egg black and green.
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Lucylastic
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why aren't Cadbury Creme Eggs as nice as they used to be?

The pointy end.
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blindfaith
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is the front of a ship called



6 and 7/8ths
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pinkroxy
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What are you trying to measure ??



Because it made me flew off the treadmill and break my leg Crying or Very sad
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mr tickle
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

who tied my shoelaces together




because someone put laxative in my drink
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blindfaith
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why have you got brown stained grundies?


It's been swollen like this for weeks.
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pinkroxy
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What makes you think there is something wrong with your knee ??




I stopped because I was starting to see stars ??
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blindfaith
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did you put your telescope away?


I had one but the leg fell off.
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pinkroxy
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought you had one of those leg screws to help keep your leg on ??



Because last time I vomited out the window
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