I need male masterbation tips!!!

[helpamale]

I would really like for you guys to help me out with this. I am a 16 year old virgin, and I am tired of the same old masterbation thing. I hope you guys can give me some tips on what I can do. Thanx.

[stockinglover]

[toolkit]

1/ sit on your hand until it goes dead, then it will feel like someone else is W**nking you off.

2/wear nail varnish on your W**nking hand and pretend its a woman doing it.

3/get a girl virgin boy!!!

[YouKnowYouWantMe]

toolkit you nasty lil fecker!

[stockinglover]

[Tsukasa_F16]

[mmm]

the sitting on the hand works nice, i shot it like never before

[Tsukasa_F16]

What's a fanny? (American dialect, sorry...)
*Goes to try dead hand approach.*

[Guest]

fanny is a nice way to say ass, and the sock one works good too. any of you guys ever try putting a bag of some type with lotion in it, around your dick and F****** a bottle of some type, with a whole big enough, say a milk jug? works good. one good thing is there is no cum to clean up, just throw away the bag. or i shoot it on my stomach and lick it up...mmm im going to do it now.

[^moll]

fanny isnt ass fanny is c***... poon... quim... pussy... but its not arse

[Voodoo_Child]

Fanny means two different things. In America it means bottom. In the UK it means vagina. Hence the Ali G (a British comedian) joke 'can I say you have a firm fanny if I say it with an American accent?'

As for masturbation tips, there are loads of things you can do to enhance your masturbatory fun. You can cup and play with your balls, you can stimulate your nipples, you can (if you aren't prudish or a hypochondriac) insert a finger or two into your anus and massage your prostate (it feels like a hard lump one or two inches deep on the upper wall). If you want to stimulate the prostate but don't feel like getting your fingers dirty, then you can massage your perineum (the bit between your balls and anus) and this should increase pressure on your seminal glands. You could try using erotic literature or porn. You can try different ways of stroking, e.g. rather than just grasp it in my fist I like to push my penis against my belly and stroke the underside.

As you can all see I have way too much time (and spunk) on my hands... Oh well, to be 17 and single ey?

[Guest]

[Tsukasa_F16]

[fish]

i have an intresting yet unbelievable way to do it. pluss you can do it eanywhere and no one will notice you. here we go. first place your hand into you pocket and carress your joystick. when it is aroused or even half aroused remove your hand and rest your arm on you joystick(you elbow works best). dont do it too hard. then slowly move it until you reached a spot that feels good,usually your penis head. keep your arm/hand/elbow their until you get the felling of that you are about to come. keep your hand their in about 50 secounds later you will have a huge come. make sure you have a long shirt on so people won't notice that your crotch is soaked with cum. as a matter of fact i did this like an hour ago on my way home from college. it felt so good i just lay back in the bus and cloused my eyes, while i placed a plastic bag that had my sweater in it on my crotch. when i got out of the bus and got into the subway(i live in nyc) i did it again but then when i was about to come i opened my eyes and saw that this guy was looking at me and smileing.(f***ing b*****). b*****, he made me lost my felling and i could't get myself get in the mood again. ps. this dosent work with everyone only guys with sensective joysticks.

[nobody-]

www.jackinworld.com

enjoy my friend.