Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:42 pm Post subject: HEDGEHOGS & APPLIANCES...
I can’t recall all of the dream, but it started off with me walking down my local high street.
I could hear this distant rumbling sound (a bit like far off thunder) and everyone around me looked to see what was making the noise and suddenly the ground began to shake as if an earthquake was beginning.
The crowd began to panic and everyone other than me ran into the surrounding shops. I was alone.
Looking toward the far end of the high street I could see this huge noisy dust cloud approaching me.
At first I couldn’t make out what was in the cloud – I thought it was Wildebeest at least that’s what it looked like, but as it got closer I could see what was really in the dust cloud.
It was Hedgehogs – hundreds of thousands of hedgehogs! But they were not normal hedgehogs they were giant hedgehogs varying in height anywhere from ten to thirty feet.
And now I could hear the leading hedgehog say over and over “come on Norman, let’s get this one” with its eyes transfixed on me.
I turned and ran .
I ran and ran until the distance between my self and the hedgehogs increased and eventually they fell into the distance and I could hear the rumble of their feet no more.
But the effort left me exhausted and I blacked out.
But when I came around, I was in a kitchen. There was no one else in the kitchen with me, but all the kitchen appliances were alive.
They began swarming over me, but I felt strangely aroused.
The appliances were trying to sexually molest me… I was at fever pitch with every erogenous zone on my body being pushed to overload.
Then I could hear this noise and the appliances moved away from me.
An expresso machine had entered the kitchen, it was ‘carrying’ some rope and handcuffs and a blindfold .
This wasnt my last dream, but one that was so vivid, that i remembered it more than the others.
My neighbour, a voloptuous blonde of 39, and she's married, much to my dismay
I saw her in my dream laying on her back on the public pavement, with a bottle of beer and she was shoving this bottle up her. The metal cap was off, so the beer was going everywhere as she frothed it up. I was just looking, not doing anything. Then as this was happening, a woman friend of the Blonde neighbour happened to walk past ( well it WAS a public footpath ) and stopped for a quick chat with my Blonde neighbour.
They chatted like they were talking over a garden fence, which was bizarre, considering the Blonde neighbour was still flat on her back, skirt over her stomach, legs wide apart, no knickers on and thrusting this beer bottle in and out of her pussy.
The woman, who had her 20 ish year old daughter with her, moved on and the dream stopped.
I know dreams are not meant to be literal, but i havent a clue about this one. Maybe i'm worried about Finances ?? LOL!
Did you make that S*** up just so you could post a F****** pic? How god damn lame are you... That's your life and your dreams, isn't it? a collage of stupid pictures, that no one F****** cares about.
Did you make that S*** up just so you could post a F****** pic? How god damn lame are you... That's your life and your dreams, isn't it? a collage of stupid pictures, that no one F****** cares about.
Why it’s so lovely to see you here again!
How are you? I thought you were dead!
I presumed that you’d wanked yourself into oblivion.
Gasping your last whilst clutching a moistened copy of some Dragonball Z fanzine in your clammy claws….
Oh dear! You really are disappointed that you’re not the subject of my dreams – or nightmares - aren’t you FrictionNn?
Did you notice the date of the first post my fetid friend?
It’s nearly three months ago!
No, I really did have that dream, but found that image last night. I thought I’d add it to the thread for a bit of fun.
That’s F-U-N , you know what that is don’t you foul FrictioNNNN, don’t you?
Oh no! I forgot – you don’t!
That’s why you’re so warped and bitter.
That’s why you have nothing else in your sad life but to come here and abuse folk.
How very, very sad…..
Love and Hugs
Gypsum
PS.
Frictionn. wrote:
That's your life and your dreams, isn't it? a collage of stupid pictures, that no one F****** cares about.