How to suck your own dick: A Guide for the Spinal Challenged

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In order to suck yourself off, you need to have one of two things (preferably both): a very flexible spine, or a very long dick. Having a longer penis obviously makes self-sucking easier by decreasing the distance from your C*** head to your mouth, so the longer your dick, the less you have to bend. However, since penis length is something you either have or don’t, we’ll concentrate on what you can do to increase your spinal flexibility.

The easiest and probably most effective position for autofellatio is lying on your back. You’ll probably want to use a bed, sofa, or other cushioned surface for comfort, although practicing on a carpeted floor can sometimes give you better leverage. You should have a wall or a headboard nearby to brace your feet against. Lie down , with the top of your head at least a foot from the wall. Pull your legs up and roll back onto your shoulders, raising your legs over your head. Brace your feet on the wall and “walk” your way down until your crotch is close to your face. Lift your head up if necessary to get closer. If your back feels tight, don’t strain to reach your C***, even if it’s tantalizingly close. Just let your muscles stretch. You may want to use one hand to pull your C*** closer. Suck what you can, if you can – otherwise, just W*** and keep practicing.

pinkroxy · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:44 am Post subject:

your funny Laughing

~twisted~ · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:57 am Post subject:

Got any tips on how to lick your own p*ssy? Very Happy

drew · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 28 Dec 2005 Posts: 4615

~twisted~ · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:33 am Post subject:

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~twisted~ · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:50 am Post subject:

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drew · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 28 Dec 2005 Posts: 4615

The Phantom Ejeculator · Guest

If all men could suddenly suck their own dicks, women would be obsolete in a heart beat & half the world would be late for work! Very Happy

~twisted~ · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:55 pm Post subject:

Noooo..... Smile

Men like doggy style too much!

Makes me think of a couple of lines in some movies.

"I'm the king of the world!!!"

and...

"I'ts good to be the king!"

jinjin · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 82178

For men who lack the flexibility, there is an alternative ... http://tinyurl.com/zav0

THAT_GUEST · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:52 am Post subject:

Jinjin, I challenge you to a Lightdildo/sabre duel! Laughing

jinjin · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 82178

I see you have been exploring the site.

Laughing

THAT_GUEST · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:35 am Post subject:

for whatever reason, your links are interesting to me. I couldn't resist. The light sabre dildos Laughing

jinjin · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 82178

Your comment reminded me of the fight scene between Lone Star and Dark Helmet in Mel Brook's Space Balls. Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee7PmhT9Nyw