Taunt or bully the person above you.... in a fun way :)

[pinkroxy]

shove mr bond in the loo and push the lid down and sit on it and flush ten times. THen open the lid and say "there you go... you had your wash today"

[happygirl]

oh i couldn't bully roxy

[mr tickle]

sticks 2 carrots up her nostrils and put some MAGGOTTS in her rice krispies

[happygirl]

oh thats not nice mr tickle


i might stick maggots in my rice krispies but maggot is your middle name and thats not all im referring to

[mr tickle]

pokes happy in the eye for telling everyone my middle name

then gives her a super over the head wedgie

[happygirl]

mr tickle has more hair on his bum than his head and thats through age

[mr tickle]

happygirl is really an 85 year old grumpy old lady who beats little children and pisses her pants

[happygirl]

mr tickle is the poor old boy that comes in and cleans happys arse up

[mr tickle]

happy girl is really a drunk tramp who does the 'im alittle teapot dance 'for money

[happygirl]

mr tickle tries to sell his lill maggot for a £5 a go LOL

[mr tickle]

happygirl is his no1 customer and has to go to maggotts . mettings about her addiction

[happygirl]

now happy knows why tickler is so cheap he cant quite manage it but it was worth the laugh

[mr tickle]

happy always stinks of wee and poop

[happygirl]

not anymore my children go to the toilet themselves and im not a carer anymore ,BUT TICKLE i know your getting older so just give me a shout when you need your commode emptieing

[mr tickle]

happy girl is really a troll who lives under a bridge