Have you ever been seen on the toilet?

Whoop · Guest

Have you ever been seen going to the toilet? (Potty training doesn’t count)
If so please tell us about it.

Pethead · Guest

Except when I was pretty young, no. Although I have probably been seen using the "runner's bathrooms" (the bushes) at races.

Embarrassed boy · Guest

One time I was walking in a glen when I needed the toilet. Since there were no toilets nearby I squatted behind some bushes.
I relaxed as much as I could and did my business. Then I heard a voice.
“Look at that, Helen!”
Two women in their sixties had seen me.
They started giggling to each other.
I was so embarrassed as I crouched with my bare bottom on display.
“The things you see when you’re out for a walk!” one of them exclaimed.
One of them approached me.
“What are you doing Dot?” her friend asked.
Dot handed me some tissue paper.
“Make sure you clean your bottom properly dear” she said chuckling.
I hastily took it and wiped my bum.
“Now let’s see if you’ve done it right” Dot teased.
I pulled my trousers up and ran away.

EmilyB · Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:46 am Post subject:

Yeh. I leave the door open ALL time time. Just to shock /embarrass my little brother. Or when I'm smoking (because we have a loo outside too) so all the smoke doesn't fill the bathroom up.

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Whoop · Guest

[quote="EmilyB"]Yeh. I leave the door open ALL time time. Just to shock /embarrass my little brother.

Even when you're having a poo?

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Gretchen · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:50 am Post subject:

We've all had people open the door accidentally

cosmicB · Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:47 am Post subject:

In our home we don't give a dam if we are seen on the throne...
We just walk right in when others are doing their thang on the potty, and have normal conversation like nothing special is happening.. And when I hears a meaningful fart, a turd singing, I might say something like, "Whoah! You OK?"..or, "Did that Hurt?".. or, "Need any help?".. or, "Do you require an ambulance?".. or, "Isn't it my turn to wipe that thing?".. or, "HeY! Did you hear That? It's telling us musically that it still works.." or, "Hey! It just hissed at me!"...

Starshine · Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:51 am Post subject:

Tend not to shut door unless we have visitors. No big deal for me.

cosmicB · Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:59 am Post subject:

Our family was cursed by a crazy sibling who had to run the sink tap, while he peed as silent as he possibly could... For him, the bathroom door had to be "double locked"... It's a wonder he didn't hire a security guard to watch the door... I suppose he was extremely ashamed of his bodily functions, in many ways... His life must have been a living hell... Can you imagine being afraid to let someone hear you peeing..? Yikes! That would be total and absolute insanity... Fart anywheres near him, and he would be oh so disgusted that he would leave the area immediately, in a big insulted huff...
I think he even quit a job once or twice, because someone farted near him...
I think it's unresolved big hates that makes people be that irrational...

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I was peeing in the public washroom, in the slum Hastings area of Vancouver BC, when some Indian babe, pokes her head in over the urinal, and grins... I grins back, and says, "Would like to hold it, and shake it some!".. She says, "That'll cost you dollars.".. I says, "For two bucks you can play with it.".. She moved onto the next dude at the next urinal... All they guys in the john were freakin', having a drunk/stoned female roaming around in the men's room... I took it as a treat...

Can you imagine sitting in a public toilet, and the door opens, and some guy says, with excitement, "Can I wipe it?"..

Guest · Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:44 am Post subject:

cosmic crazy - you are sick person.

cosmicB · Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:51 am Post subject:

Whatever...

And you are "Gordon John Engel (gajin)", the possessed nut-case who destroyed our family, and yours.. the sicko sibling whom I've described fears the sound of his own pee... And you are possessed by an ancient demon, so vile that it makes lord satan seem like a friendly lamb... Look into the mirror of truth, oh vile one, and see it in yourself to suicide before you cause others anymore pain and sorrow.. and take that theo-demon with you!..

minigirl · Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:06 pm Post subject:

the only time that i can think of was a couple of years ago in a public park. for some reason i can't quite comprehend, the cubicles didn't have any doors on them, so there i was on display to anyone entering (yes, you guessed it, the only one vacant when i went in was the one nearest the entrance)

jinjin · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 78007

Yes. I have used an outdoor unisex toilet. There were no walls, only a partial barrier to conceal a portion of body.

Elkin · Guest

Joyofsox · Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:52 pm Post subject:

A friend of mine had his bathroom and bog on the landing.
Literally on the landing. No walls, no doors, no privacy at all. If you wanted a pee or crap you were on view to anyone around. Same for having a bath.
He had some good parties too. Wink