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Secret Cookie Muncher Guest
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 1:01 pm Post subject: If You Were Supreme Ruler of The Planet.. |
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What would things be like on YOUR world?
Mine would be:
1) All women must wear corsets, stockings, suspenders & high heels ONLY! All the time. (When they get to 40 they could wear what they like & in winter there would be "Thermal" versions available )
SUB SECTION 1- Until i changed my mind.
2) Sunday afternoons would be reserved for mandatory blow jobs.
3) All CRIMINAL offences would incour a prison sentence. 3 criminal offences & you get put out of our misery & shot.
(Why should we keep you?)
4) I would turn the Orkney Islands into the uk prison & anyone causing hassle whilst there would be shot.
5) Caravan's would only be allowed to travel between the hours of 01:00hrs - 04-00hrs. Any one caught on the road after that would have there caravan confiscared & crushed.
(Be gratefull i didn't ban them!)
Thats enough for now, i'll keep you updated  |
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Lexanni FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 5322
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:20 am Post subject: |
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1. All crim"Anal"es would have to ass raped once to keep their F****** heads on straight and never do anything illegal again.
2. If your yearly salary is over $250,000 then you must give to the poor once every 6 months, at least over $20.
3. Remove the death penalty from Texas, (I still think prisoners should be severly punished but there are worst things then death)
4. Remove supermodels from all magazines lifting all pressure from teenage girls thus increasing G.P.A. worldwide.
5. Take all bums and street people off the streets and put them in shelters, however must find a job in 6 months: given all necessities showers, combs, rental suits, etc
6. Make rap illegal...lol
7. Make Copyright laws VERY strict! I would hate it if I made a very useful device and some chinese knock-off came along the next week-end.
8. Any school kids who are caught with a weapon: Guns, knives, etc are forced to mow the school football fields by a push mower, failure to do this introduces a $350 fine and a meeting with scraping graffiti (if any) off the walls.
9. All new cars must have an On-Star console and side airbags.
10. Decrease speeds on the Autobahn highway (200 km/h is nuts!)
11. anyone caught drinking and driving must have there license taken away for a year.
12. Give cops more tasers, thermal vision, and faster cars.
Thats it for now, but as you can see, break a law in my world...and your f*cked! |
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swee FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 02 Jan 2005 Posts: 28372 Location: On Morrissey's sofa
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 11:50 am Post subject: |
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| god only knows, sorry, sweeswee only knows, i'd be skiving behind the bike sheds in the sky having a fag break |
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 12:09 pm Post subject: Re: If You Were Supreme Ruler of The Planet.. |
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| Secret Cookie Muncher wrote: |
What would things be like on YOUR world?
Mine would be:
1) All women must wear corsets, <A HREF="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/catalog/default.php/cPath/23_52">stockings</A>, suspenders & high heels ONLY! All the time. (When they get to 40 they could wear what they like & in winter there would be "Thermal" versions available )
SUB SECTION 1- Until i changed my mind. |
In my world, people like you would be a dying breed.People would be able to cherish diverse beauty and be flexible.
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2) Sunday afternoons would be reserved for mandatory blow jobs.  |
Sunday afternooons would be reserved for mandatory braincell implantation.
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3) All CRIMINAL offences would incour a prison sentence. 3 criminal offences & you get put out of our misery & shot.
(Why should we keep you?)  |
Abuse creates abuse.Many criminals grow up in abusive, neglecting households.In my world, these criminals would learn a new way of living, respecting others and their property, something they did not learn at home.The ones who aren't curable shall remain behind bars.
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| 4) I would turn the Orkney Islands into the uk prison & anyone causing hassle whilst there would be shot. |
In my world, people like you wouldn't exist, as there would be no people who opt for ''the easy way out''. |
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:53 pm Post subject: . |
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while you're at it, you could also learn the secrets of eternal life and maybe show kids that wonders of unicorns in lala land.
if I were ruler of the world, I would probably rule the world through laws that are based on aribtrarily decided values which neglects the diversity of every man's choice and in the end I would probably end up running a very Orwellian dictatorship.
Yeah, I'd be a prick and half. but at least I'm realistic about what will happen. |
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Tony Montana Guest
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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In my world:
1. I would be allowed to play golf everyday, followed by a two hour massage.
2. Money no longer existed and bartering was the system of exchange
3. I would have a harem of beautiful woman, but i would still be married to my beautiful wife
4. All criminals would be sent to a prison colony on mars for life. |
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Raymond-Bergman FemaleFirst Grand Master (1000+ Posts)
Joined: 29 Dec 2004 Posts: 1401 Location: YorkShire England
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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One rule and one rule only.
1) Place cats on leads. |
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blobrana FemaleFirst Chatter (200+ Posts)

Joined: 21 May 2005 Posts: 262 Location: Planet Earth, but moving soon
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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| if i ruled the world then i would become a space traveller. |
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Raymond-Bergman FemaleFirst Grand Master (1000+ Posts)
Joined: 29 Dec 2004 Posts: 1401 Location: YorkShire England
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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| blobrana wrote: |
| if i ruled the world then i would become a space traveller. |
I am going out on a limb here but I am guessing your man? |
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blobrana FemaleFirst Chatter (200+ Posts)

Joined: 21 May 2005 Posts: 262 Location: Planet Earth, but moving soon
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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Now why would you say that?
do you not think its possible that I’m a self aware chatbot? |
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i liek my world Guest
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 5:16 am Post subject: in my world |
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| my world i would select who gets 2 come in, and it would only b girls, if they got into my world they would never wear clothes and they must all have shaved pussys, if they break the law, then i tie them 2 a bed and F*** them or masterbate over them until i couldn't c there pussy tits or face, and belly button, then i'd flip them over and but them so there ass was in the air and i'd leave them there for 3 days with a machine F****** there ass and pussy at the same time. |
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Sugar Tits Guest
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 10:23 am Post subject: Re: in my world |
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| i liek my world wrote: |
| my world i would select who gets 2 come in, and it would only b girls, if they got into my world they would never wear clothes and they must all have shaved pussys, if they break the law, then i tie them 2 a bed and F*** them or masterbate over them until i couldn't c there pussy tits or face, and belly button, then i'd flip them over and but them so there ass was in the air and i'd leave them there for 3 days with a machine F****** there ass and pussy at the same time. |
Oooooooh.. Me 1st please, big boy  |
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 10:38 am Post subject: Re: in my world |
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| i liek my world wrote: |
| my world i would select who gets 2 come in, and it would only b girls, if they got into my world they would never wear clothes and they must all have shaved pussys, if they break the law, then i tie them 2 a bed and F*** them or masterbate over them until i couldn't c there pussy tits or face, and belly button, then i'd flip them over and but them so there ass was in the air and i'd leave them there for 3 days with a machine F****** there ass and pussy at the same time. |
Aren't teenage boys cute. |
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elliott20 FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 21 Apr 2005 Posts: 12147 Location: North Virginia, USA
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:52 pm Post subject: . |
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| that wasn't even very creative either. I mean c'mon, at least throw on a clown costume or something. |
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Queen Bitch Guest
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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I would have elliot as my personal sex slave & make sure his tongue had a damn good work-out pleasuring my clit, morning, noon & night.
I'd have him dress in frilly panties, a short skirt, stockings & heels.
His nails would be painted red & I'd call him slut
How's that for being creative, elliot?  |
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