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Obvious
Joined: 31 Dec 2004
Posts: 5052
Location: Leicestershire, UK
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| VW = Very W@nk ! |
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RedRose
FemaleFirst Newbie (20+ posts)
Joined: 29 Jun 2005
Posts: 32
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| Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:26 am Post subject: |
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| may i burn in hell wrote: |
| poor old N**** thinks it's a cadillac. |
I am stupified as to what gets censored vs. what gets left on these posts. What are your guidelines? |
I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS HILARIUOS LOL LOTS!!!
I DONT THINK ANYBODY SHLD TAKE THIS TO THE HEART |
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hit_em_up
Hello. I am New! Talk to Me
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Posts: 15
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| Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:18 am Post subject: |
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Found
On
Rubbish
Dump |
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huskers1
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| Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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GM
Gods Mistake |
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Guest
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| Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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AUDI: All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW: Bubble Machine on Wheels
CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CITROEN: Crappy Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nutters
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT: Found In A Trench
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM: Generally Miserable
GMC: Garage Man’s Companion
HONDA: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
JEEP: Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
OLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nun Thinks It’s A Cadillac
RENAULT: Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object |
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Val
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Toyota:
The one you ought to ave.
A sales slogan from a Yorkshire garage in the 1970s. |
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a guest's guest
FemaleFirst Chatter (200+ Posts)
Joined: 26 Jun 2005
Posts: 457
Location: the states
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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Toyota:
The one you ought to ave.
A sales slogan from a Yorkshire garage in the 1970s. |
this is a true statement. in two different ways. |
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Exodus
FemaleFirst Grand Master (1000+ Posts)
Joined: 08 Nov 2004
Posts: 1178
Location: End of the World
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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| CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time |
LOL, thats awesome
Chevrolet : Can hear Every Valve rattle on Long Extended Trips |
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a guest's guest
FemaleFirst Chatter (200+ Posts)
Joined: 26 Jun 2005
Posts: 457
Location: the states
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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| anyone know about the new volvo with a purse holder? and park assistence? its supposed to be a girls dream or something.. its also hideous.. |
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niki22
FemaleFirst Chatter (200+ Posts)
Joined: 01 Feb 2005
Posts: 416
Location: Washington DC
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FORD= F*cked On Race Day.
DSM= Damn Slow Motor (for the nonturbos at least) |
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Lexanni
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 15 Apr 2005
Posts: 5322
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| Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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| anyone know about the new volvo with a purse holder? and park assistence? its supposed to be a girls dream or something.. its also hideous.. |
Volvo, safest car in the World. Good thing it's designed for women drivers  .............*runs from angry female car driving mob* |
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Gemmy
Hello. I am New! Talk to Me
Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Posts: 1
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| Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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A slightly different one i was told when considering buying a fiat punto:
Fix It Again Tomorrow
my cousin seemed to think it was soooooo original  |
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Lena
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 30 Apr 2004
Posts: 28775
Location: Kentucky , USA
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| Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Looks like GM is bellying up and Ford will be #1........................... |
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mh187
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How about these one:
Lotus: LOTS OF TROUBLE USUALLY SERIOUS |
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azraelle
FemaleFirst Grand Master (1000+ Posts)
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 2892
Location: southern utah, usa
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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| anyone know about the new volvo with a purse holder? and park assistence? its supposed to be a girls dream or something.. its also hideous.. |
Hideous?? It looks rather "fetching" if you ask me (but then, nobody has...oh well...). Too bad its only a concept car.  |
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