chav jokes

[rellik]

What do call a chav in a swimming pool?

The cleanest it’s ever been! Or pollution, it just depends on which way you look at it.



What do you call the bride of a chav?

Tasteless!



What do you call the offspring of the chav?

BLEEP!! The noise the electronic tag makes. Well, it may as well get used to the sound!

[NOBBERS]

u should all die u F****** bunch of nobs

[Guest]

if having a life was gettin pissed like a jakey bam every night an fuckin a table leg hinkin its yer maw i'd rather no hav' yin.


so get f*cked ya jakey bam

[Gemma S]

I'm just sick of some of the comments I get from chavs. Just because I wear short skirts with bare legs they seem to think I must be a complete slag.
Gemma

[Authoritive source]

The conservatives had the right idea about chavs, demolish the estate and make them work. Any chavs listening? Work means earning a livelihood not scrounging an existence off government payoffs, i am so embarrassed to be english now simply because when chavs steal a ticket to spain or are given one from the government for not murdering someone they give the jolly old brits a bad name.
Chavs get free tv licenses, it doesn't make sense, they are given entertainment when they should be given a free membership on availablejobs.com

[Authoritive source]

What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!

Soon Labour (chav supporters) will diminish and chavs (currently 15% of the population) will simultaneously die of exhaustion (not sexually)

[xthemokidx]

<to the chav thats havin a go at everyone>

you chavs take the piss of us emo's constantly, with all the 'emo lawn mowers cut themselves etc ' jokes so why cant we laugh at your stupidity sometimes???

[misshadley]

The chavs are boycotting Burberry because the company’s use of fur makes even them look bad. You can find the petition here http://www.bloodyburberry.com/features/chavs/index.asp?c=bbchvspst

I hope they never go back to plaid!

[The Colonel]

Chav girls are just like the council estates they live on...

Cheap, freely available...and no-one wants to go inside them!

Got that one from my son!

[The Colonel]

[revilo]

[cdt smith]

lol u chavs think u have lifes bullshit mate i've noticed (like seen) that ur only come back is "at least we have lives" haha whatever ur useless scum. u cause trouble vandalise start fights sponge off the council ur a waste of money. mate i'm 13 and i'm smart a army cadet ready for action and training to be a lifegaurd not to menchon i train and keep fit ur idea of keeping fit is runnin from the police u lol u call them scum when they have a levels and a job u lil bastards

just look around you ya lil bastards and realise that everyone's better than you and most dont have criminal records

" i have a life " yeah but i have a job m8 and a place in society

FUCKIN DICKHEADS!!!!

[havent got one]

what do you call a chavs car >>>>> a blood vessel
how does a chavette turn the light off after sex>>>>>>>>>she closes the car door

[Guest]

I know this is old but I just found it hilarious I come from Bristol, which is pretty chavvy, im 15 years old and hang around in Banjo and I can safely say i'm not a chav. Which to be honest i'm pleased about as they're not the most charming people.

Just to say not everyone who hangs round in groups of people and who drink and smoke - they're not all bad.

xxx

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