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Dr_Love
FemaleFirst Newbie (20+ posts)
Joined: 03 Oct 2006
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 Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:52 am Post subject: Introducing - Dr Love |
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Everyone,
My name is Dr Love and due to personal request from various members, they have asked me to help some of the members of this site with their everyday problems, also their own.
Apart from that I am your therapist or shrink. lay on the couch and address whatever troubles you and I will listen and give you a straight forward answer, and that is any subject! Be it love life, personal issues, sex questions...anything...I am at your request.
My credentials speak for it self. I am a graduate of (MOD) Ministry Of Dappers. During my 12 years at university (the first 10 was trying to obtain an undergraduate degree which only requires 3) I have mastered the thinking and solutions behind most problems.
I graduated with a masters degree in Psychology and a masters degree in Mananylogy (you need that to understand men, fullstop.)
So ladies and gentlemen...the doors to the surgery are now open.
*sprinkles love dust on FF*
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IR1337
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
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Location: Fort Apache
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:56 am Post subject: |
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| I get erections at inappropriate times. Answer. |
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Dream
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2006
Posts: 6167
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:56 am Post subject: |
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You certainly sound weird enough to be in the right place Lovey  |
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Dr_Love
FemaleFirst Newbie (20+ posts)
Joined: 03 Oct 2006
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Yeah, I got a problem
How can I tell when a woman is having an orgasm? Sometimes, when in the act of love she always insists that she's cumming just before Eastenders or Coronation Street is on. I might be good, but not that good. What can I do? |
The main ways to tell if a woman is having an orgasm is :-
She will or may be making alot of noise
The walls of her v*g*na will tighten
Her eyes with look dreamy and unfocused.
She'll start saying "Yeah Baby Yeah, ah ah"
Or you could try having it, sex when Eastenders and Corrie isnt on.
If she is having problems with orgasms their is a drug called Paxil for women that can enchance it.
Or find a new woman that isnt interested in that kinda crap and will be up for more stimulating activities, both talkng and sex...she obviously isnt worth your precious time.
If you need to practice on how to make an orgasm for a woman, then please come to me, I know a few ladies in the Kings Cross Area that can help.
I hope I answered your question.
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Huny
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 03 May 2006
Posts: 11388
Location: Scotland
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:59 am Post subject: |
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wickedwitch
FF Resident Witch
Joined: 14 Jun 2006
Posts: 20252
Location: Hells Fire
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:59 am Post subject: |
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| Ok that was scary |
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Dr_Love
FemaleFirst Newbie (20+ posts)
Joined: 03 Oct 2006
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| I get erections at inappropriate times. Answer. |
Maybe your trousers are too tight and rubbing against your dick and making it hard?
Maybe you havent cum in a while?
I see you are looking at porn alot, maybe you need a live in girlfriend to stop you getting erections at inappropriate times. More sex you have, the less you will need to get a stiffy.
Please answer my questions in full.
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exoticgal
FemaleFirst Senior Member (500+ Posts)
Joined: 13 Sep 2006
Posts: 534
Location: Somewhere In Little Britain
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:00 am Post subject: Re: Introducing - Dr Love |
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I am a graduate of (MOD) Ministry Of Dappers.
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I read that as diapers!  was worried for a second.
welcome tho!! |
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wickedwitch
FF Resident Witch
Joined: 14 Jun 2006
Posts: 20252
Location: Hells Fire
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:02 am Post subject: Re: Introducing - Dr Love |
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I am a graduate of (MOD) Ministry Of Dappers.
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I read that as diapers! was worried for a second.
welcome tho!! |
Erm me too pmsl@dappers, er what century are you in |
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Dr_Love
FemaleFirst Newbie (20+ posts)
Joined: 03 Oct 2006
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Another PM I just recieved
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| Dear Dr Love... it takes me a long time to come during sex... any advice? |
Have you tried a better looking woman?
Changing positions?
Some sex toys maybe?
What is your usual sexual routine? If you have one, break it! |
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IR1337
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
Posts: 9815
Location: Fort Apache
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:04 am Post subject: |
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| Dr_Love wrote: |
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| I get erections at inappropriate times. Answer. |
Maybe you havent cum in a while?
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Three times a day isn't good enough!? I'm going to get blisters! |
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Dr_Love
FemaleFirst Newbie (20+ posts)
Joined: 03 Oct 2006
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Most unwanted erections are a result of testosterone in the circulation combined with, well, enthusiasm.
All males get erections, even babies. Adolescent males going through puberty have much higher levels of testosterone (which is the male sex hormone) circulating in the bloodstream and this often leads to spontaneous erections. I assume also that at the times you are erect you are also feeling aroused. Normally, as males get older, this settles down and people learn to ignore the first feeling of being horny which means that a partial erection doesn't progress to a full erection. One thing is sure though - the more self-conscious a guy is about the likelihood of getting an erection, the more it is likely to happen......
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IR1337
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
Posts: 9815
Location: Fort Apache
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:11 am Post subject: |
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Never mind, I sorted it out...
Now, how can I get rid of blisters? |
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Dr_Love
FemaleFirst Newbie (20+ posts)
Joined: 03 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:17 am Post subject: |
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Never mind, I sorted it out...
Now, how can I get rid of blisters? |
Get down the pharmacist and get some cream. |
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IR1337
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
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Location: Fort Apache
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| IR1337 wrote: |
Never mind, I sorted it out...
Now, how can I get rid of blisters? |
Get down the pharmacist and get some cream. |
Any old cream? Would hand cream do? No, wait, I better not use any of that, it will just make me want fap more. |
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