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coolman
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
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what word comes before keen?
she was lying there with her legs spread, how was I supposed to know she was dead. |
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snappy120_2
FemaleFirst Grand Master (1000+ Posts)
Joined: 02 May 2008
Posts: 1342
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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And what are yu going to say in court?!
soapy water 
x x x |
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coolman
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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what's that white stuff around your mouth.
I saw snakes and spiders, got really scared, but I got away. |
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snappy120_2
FemaleFirst Grand Master (1000+ Posts)
Joined: 02 May 2008
Posts: 1342
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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what happened last time yu tried to make yur way througha bush?!
It's the new black
x x x |
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coolman
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
Posts: 6064
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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what's up with that purple guy over there?
that's normal, you can eat it if you'd like. |
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snappy120_2
FemaleFirst Grand Master (1000+ Posts)
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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Why is your spunk a green colour?
Because the hamster looked cold |
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coolman
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
Posts: 6064
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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^you sick little girl. 
why did you shove it up your ass?
it looked wet and comfortable, so I f*cked it. |
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snappy120_2
FemaleFirst Grand Master (1000+ Posts)
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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^^^^ and I'm sick?! (I'm merely following suit )
Why is there a hole in my sponge?
because plastic feels nicer |
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coolman
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
Posts: 6064
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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why did you throw away my best chinaware?
i just love it, I couldn't help myself. |
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snappy120_2
FemaleFirst Grand Master (1000+ Posts)
Joined: 02 May 2008
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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Why are yu watching 2girls1cup again?!
well the flea jumped off the cat, who jumped on to the dog, who ran into the ladder. |
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coolman
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:16 am Post subject: |
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why are you laying under that ladder?
my wife caught us. |
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jinjin
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2006
Posts: 82007
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| Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:30 am Post subject: |
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Why were you and that blond running naked in the street?
There was a two for one sale. |
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coolman
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
Posts: 6064
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| Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:12 am Post subject: |
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why are you wearing so many shirts?
that is a place I don't ever want to visit again. That much I can promise you! |
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jinjin
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2006
Posts: 82007
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| Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:58 am Post subject: |
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How was you holiday in Zimbabwe?
The recipe calls for two cups of sugar. |
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coolman
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
Posts: 6064
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| Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:15 am Post subject: |
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why are you eating plain sugar?
there was already someone there. |
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