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a man with out fear
FemaleFirst Regular (50+ Posts)
Joined: 09 May 2005
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| just ask her simple |
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Guest
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| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 4:07 am Post subject: your savior to having pussy. |
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gentleman relax. i have come from afar (usa) with good new  s. for all you puzzled guys go to this link. it has the directory to everywonam's pussy. relax and read http://www.sexuality.org/l/incoming/ghaos.html |
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elliott20
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 12147
Location: North Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 5:09 am Post subject: . |
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fear not, my followers, follow these rules and ye shall succeed.
1. get a rock
2. hit her on the back of her head and knock her out
3. force her jaw open
4. place penis into the mouth (no, that's the nostril you idiot)
5. engage in simple harmonic motion
there you go. no need to thank me. just remember to write from jail. |
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Simon Jones
FemaleFirst Chatter (200+ Posts)
Joined: 31 Dec 2004
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| Cover your nob in chocolate – never fails. |
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Mystyk
Hello. I am New! Talk to Me
Joined: 07 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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OR use a bit of a fruit that she likes the taste of  |
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| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="."]This always works: when you're making out, slip your finger in her mouth and she'll start sucking that. As she's doing that put her other hand on your crotch to get her to rub it. If she doesn't immediately start unbuttoning you, then unbutton/unzip yourself and pull your C*** out. This has always worked and keeps you from having to ask her outright to suck your dick.
She'll be slobbering down your C*** in no time and she'll appreciate the clever way you instigated it.[/qu
if a guy ever did that to me i'd slap him so hard it would take a week for
his face to heel.and yes i'm a girl i just wanted to see what kinda perverted ways a guy would go about it[/b] |
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mostirreverent
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Joined: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 14347
Location: Boston, MA USA
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you really should sign in, if only to take credit for such a funny post  |
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mostirreverent
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 14347
Location: Boston, MA USA
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| Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 4:15 am Post subject: |
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| bore a hole in the bottom of an ice cream cone and walk in wearing nothing but the cone |
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mjl1979
FemaleFirst Newbie (20+ posts)
Joined: 08 May 2005
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| I agree with most of the others- you are not going to have to say much. Just find yourself in a situation and let the rest just happen |
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| Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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| bore a hole in the bottom of an ice cream cone and walk in wearing nothing but the cone |
Go outside and do some yardwork. When no one is looking reach down and pinch your dick to make it red on one spot.
Come running into the house and tell her a snake that was hiding in the brush jumped out at you and bit you on your dick. Tell her if she doesn't spit the poison out within a minute or so you're going to be toast.
Pull it out and see if she starts sucking at the pinched part and spitting out the "poison".
This will surely break the ice and bring her a lot closer to your manhood. Once you guys conclude the snake must not have been poisonous, you might ask her if she'll kiss your boo boo for you. This is where the BJ starts and she'll already know her way around there, so it won't be such a big deal. |
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| Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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This always works: when you're making out, slip your finger in her mouth and she'll start sucking that. As she's doing that put her other hand on your crotch to get her to rub it. If she doesn't immediately start unbuttoning you, then unbutton/unzip yourself and pull your C*** out. This has always worked and keeps you from having to ask her outright to suck your dick.
She'll be slobbering down your C*** in no time and she'll appreciate the clever way you instigated it.[/qu
if a guy ever did that to me i'd slap him so hard it would take a week for
his face to heel.and yes i'm a girl i just wanted to see what kinda perverted ways a guy would go about it[/b] |
I'm really surprised about the reaction my post has brought. I actually tried this many times and have ONLY had success. These are not filthy whores that I was with - these were gorgeous self-respecting young things that enjoy creative and clever foreplay.
It has ALWAYS worked FABULOUSLY. I guess I never thought it was rude so the girls I was with never thought I was trying to be rude. Maybe they were just looking for their cue to get at my C*** and I provided it for them in this clever way.
There were two girls (different occasions) who, when making out, felt my finger slip into their mouth and they actually laughed before they started to suck it. One proceeded to suck my finger like I'd never experienced - I mean she started deep throating my finger. These two thought it was funny and a "cute" way to lead them to a BJ. And each gave me fabulous blowjobs after sucking my finger - these girls could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch.
No one has ever slapped me. Seriously guys, try it. I guarantee you 100% positive results. The girls lashing out at me are not the ones who probably enjoy BJ's in the first place. |
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Play Innocent
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| Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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When making out, place her hand on your crotch and keep making out with her. Then ask her if she wants to kiss it?....
Works for me  |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:42 pm Post subject: blow job |
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My girlfriend just gave me one out of the blue, she started by giving me a hand job and then sat up, she then started sucking.
i then came...
the next time she gave me a handjob i asked her directly... after a couple of minutes she went down there.
just be direct, and do the same for her  |
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