"Me afraid of girls"... You got that right!... I prefer Women!..
Look what that girl did to Mr. P. Trudeau... Just for a little 20's pussy, he had his marriage and family ripped to shreds just so a little girl could fuk a rock star...
Them 20's lassys will chew you up and swallow you, and digest you, and poop you out.. faster than you can think the first half of "ouch!"..
To illustrate my point, I must relay a little story of an experience with a True-Twenties Black-Magic Babe... whose big thing in life, was to somehow frighten me so bad that I piss my pants...
...I gotta take the story back a little further, to its beginning... (this could be a movie).. ...I was alone.. and hurting.. not a friendly warm skin in the whole world for me to cuddle with, tantalizing Woman to the best of my abilities... Pulling up her deep longing sighs... inviting her blessed coo's, and mmmm's to taste the air, and my lips longing pressures fulfilling her wanton need...
So I wished for a lady... I figured I should do all my magic, to get me a Woman... I wish I could tell you about all the magics I surfed then... but there ain't words for any of it.. 'ceptin' to say it feels like god is in your chest.. and everything that be Life is you, and you it... If god is in your chest, you don't need to believe in an external one... So be nice to the little bugs.. and us Big Life will be nice right back... or stay in hell...
I couldn't find any basic She-magic out there.. but I met the One She.. the essence of everything that is Woman... I reached to touch her skin.. She retracted inside... She had never been touched by me before...
I showed her how soft and pleasurable my touch is to my arm.. and continued on through touching to the tips of my fingers to the tips of her fingers, as Best I could touch a god, from and by my whole Being doing what I didn't know I could... For her majesty, a lengthy soft warm breeze of focused breath, upon along the side length of her neck, and softly under along her tender pale virgin chin.. imaging soft-fires bathing, tantalizing her flesh, in passion's max, following kiss...
I kiss her majesty's
breast like I am kissing my newborn for the first time...
I ask, She to send me a powerful minded hot woman...
I commanded, "Be it one of Lord Satan's Daughters!"...
...Then I'm thinking.. "maybe I shouldn't have said that..?" but am not able to retract it.. oops!.." ...So I went with it.. given that's what's happnin'...
I see her face in my waking dreams, from a thousand miles away... I feel her caressing me when I sleep... I take her scent from a thousand miles away... I'm thinkin', "hope she's not a fukin' vampire or cannibal!"..
So I telepaths to the Devil... "Thanks Dude!.. She Best be a good Lay, or you Lose Bigtime Dude!.."
The Psychic Fair is comin' up in 4-months.. and I haven't got anything to fill a booth... ..."Pendulums!".. I'll sell pendulums, and use them to teach people how to relax to the max in learning how they work...
...So I build 600 pendulums, on fancy chains.. and do up a booklet, "Pendulums are swinging little mind openers".. printed up 600-copies, collated, stapled, rented some fancy tropical plants, and painted a cosmic mural for my psychic-fare booth... and was a big hit... They placed me in booth #1... I made three-grand that weekend... and as agreed, I gave a third of it to the lassy who accompanied me to the fair and hotel... She is worth the grand to have her here for a longweekend... Maybe she's an angel..? I'm gonna be there for her when her body is dying... I'll wait for her here, or there.. to be with her at her deathbed to gently pull her into my embrace, and into these delicious realms... Then I'll free her to the cosmos, and it to her, riding on the back of the alpha dragon.. and hope I'll meet her one time, in this life, for some kisses and hugs, and a real good fuk, in the zillion-miles high club... I wonder if Google has a Google Miles High Club..? If not, then soon...
...Suddenly she is at my booth.. about one meter away.. grinning like nobody has ever grinned ever before... And I know "i've just been skinned and packaged"... I glances into her eyes while she's eating me up.. and makes a salute downwards, and whispers, "thanks dude.. I shall care for your child as would you."... and I invites her majesty to a cushioned seat, and a secret sip of soft warm red wine, in a wicked red crystal glass.. and her majesty's choice of incense.. all prepared for her on yesterday's stage...
At her apartment, she fumbles with the keys.. couldn't find them, then dropped them a lot too.. And I really really had too pee... and she was doing everything to stall... Finally we gets into the apartment... She sends me in the wrong direction to the john... I turns.. and there's a six foot BlackWidow taking up half the room... and its front legs are weaving a sac around me... When finished, it changes back into the human female...
Ironic that when she was a dancer, and a butch's main squeeze, someone attacked her with a knife, puncturing her ovaries, and twisted the blade twice, forming a bright red hourglass scar... But she could "Fuk like the devil!"..
After a couple years of her, I cut through her cocoon around me, and dumped the witch in a snap...
Yup! some of them twenties-gals can be mighty scary.. I don't so much fear them as I avoid them... but them thar Witches, am the only ones worth a fuk... They'are the only females who can feel my deepest magic touches... The others all seem to be degrees of dead babies... But mix a girl with The Witch, and a guy can get driven into the ground like a rusting railway spike.. and treated as a meal... Yes!.. you can say I fear some girls... I couldn't be bothered with them anymore... They always sting like the scorpion makin' love...
And this year's batch of twenties is a bit too-hot too-much for me to even want to try to touch... I can't afford to have them in my life... They would harm the fauna here... They make hell for a guy.. so they just might just as well remain in hell... But I just loves the ways they grin, and the music of their luxurious sighs, and the tender heat in their squirms, and their mindmelting soulmelding coo's have even the gods taking notes, while she's under my magic caress... I do so love witches, of every age... and I did so enjoy teaching girls how we make love in heaven, when I was younger, and "made of "steel... I did so enjoy watching young warriors hatch... but I got older.. and laws got weirder... Now days Life doesn't even recognize itself as life...
It might be, that in our abusive carelessness to our planet, that we have murdered a whole solar-system..? Me thinks it be so... I want to borrow a lab from humanity, so I can build this liquid electricity engine.. for to build a single seater craft that will get me out of your dead solar system, and far far away from you crazy planet-killer humes...
You all can fight over the money in replacing fire with LE... I'm outahere!.. You on you own... I failed to wake you... "Sorry Mother Sun, I did my best, as promised.. but they died long ago"...
by cosmicB on Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:35 am 
