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betty_boo
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:05 pm    Post subject: What a b*****... Reply with quote

Not funny. I was visiting my boyfriend recently and he cooked me dinner cos hes good like that but imagine my disgust when we started getting down to it after.

We had eaten some pasts dish with chilli in it, we were watching Sin City in the background, he starts to pleasure me and then I realise he hadnt washed his hands after cooking with chill!!!!

I was on the floor for half an hour, the t***! At the end it felt ok and tingly but at the start it was hell, I wanted to get hot but not that way.

No head for him!
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YAS
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that doesn't sound good, at least he'll have some making up to do Wink
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allarox
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ouch! that gotta hurt! I have never had that happened to me because my female life partner never cooks! I should have married a man instead of that fat bitch!
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Captain
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

laughing

I know you said not funny but that is classic
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lucysmusicbox
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that would suck
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Polgara69
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should have chewed on a chilli and then gave him a blowjob!
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Alf Huckham
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:41 pm    Post subject: Re: What a b*****... Reply with quote

betty_boo wrote:
Not funny. I was visiting my boyfriend recently and he cooked me dinner cos hes good like that but imagine my disgust when we started getting down to it after.

We had eaten some pasts dish with chilli in it, we were watching Sin City in the background, he starts to pleasure me and then I realise he hadnt washed his hands after cooking with chill!!!!

I was on the floor for half an hour, the t***! At the end it felt ok and tingly but at the start it was hell, I wanted to get hot but not that way.

No head for him!


SIN CITY? HE'S A RIGHT KNOB HEAD THAT PRESENTS THAT!


HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF BELGUIM.

FACT
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genekelly
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And they say romance is dead.
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Bobin
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gives a new meaning to hot sex
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happygirl
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cor F****** hell thats gotta hurt poor you Laughing Laughing
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Oran
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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emmababe50
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ive done that before,not the worst pain ever though. i once ended up with a menthol sweet stuck to my clit Confused oral sex should never be attempted when you have a cold! i still need therapy.lol x
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genekelly
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I need some help after visualizing that!!!

Wink
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