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Postby cosmicB on Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:38 pm

So you're hearing metal-things in your head..? Tikes!.. Trumpets, eah..?? Hmmm?? Soon you'll be hearing nukes, and tanks, and gunshots in North America.. and mile high waves crashing against skyscrapers along the coast of america... Toot... Toot, Tooty, Toot, Toot.. Toot Toot... You haven't got a clue about how to work the mind for anything, do you... You employ an absolutely priceless unlimited unrestricted "god" connected mind bio-computer only to inform you when it's time to eat, sleep, screw, poo, run, work, pee, regurgitate a conditioned opinion, cry, and laugh, and bully... The mind is a Lot more than that... You might add a little drum to the trumpets.. and maybe some flute.. and why not a few burps and farts too.. and foot-stomps are good... And there's all kinds of critter sounds too... You've got the makings of a rock star... Maybe you're another gifted Bach, or something..? You could write a trumpet and fart serenade, describing america's love for life...

Only the Insane can't follow this invisibility trick to success...
It actually works... It's written in our DNA for us to play with, and use for what ever it can be used for, like to hide when hiding in full view is needed to survive an evil... It actually works... A few seconds after the flashing white triangles, you are only a gray outline of your body, to spectators... They see right through you... I don't know the physics of why it works, but I found how to make it work, and we tested it downtown, on busy streets... The reactions were fantastic...

You'll never be able to do it... Your mind is switched Off.. You poor thing...
You can always jump up and down screaming obsenities as an alternative to grasping reality... Check out the chimps at the zoo.. They'll teach you how to scream, and what to say about reality... I can't help you... sorry...

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Postby Guest on Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:53 pm

....As the audience watched, Merlin disappeared, leaving only his costume behind.

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Postby Guest on Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:56 pm

cosmicB wrote:So you're hearing metal-things in your head..? Tikes!.. Trumpets, eah..?? Hmmm?? Soon you'll be hearing nukes, and tanks, and gunshots in North America.. and mile high waves crashing against skyscrapers along the coast of america... Toot... Toot, Tooty, Toot, Toot.. Toot Toot... You haven't got a clue about how to work the mind for anything, do you... You employ an absolutely priceless unlimited unrestricted "god" connected mind bio-computer only to inform you when it's time to eat, sleep, screw, poo, run, work, pee, regurgitate a conditioned opinion, cry, and laugh, and bully... The mind is a Lot more than that... You might add a little drum to the trumpets.. and maybe some flute.. and why not a few burps and farts too.. and foot-stomps are good... And there's all kinds of critter sounds too... You've got the makings of a rock star... Maybe you're another gifted Bach, or something..? You could write a trumpet and fart serenade, describing america's love for life...

Only the Insane can't follow this invisibility trick to success...
It actually works... It's written in our DNA for us to play with, and use for what ever it can be used for, like to hide when hiding in full view is needed to survive an evil... It actually works... A few seconds after the flashing white triangles, you are only a gray outline of your body, to spectators... They see right through you... I don't know the physics of why it works, but I found how to make it work, and we tested it downtown, on busy streets... The reactions were fantastic...

You'll never be able to do it... Your mind is switched Off.. You poor thing...
You can always jump up and down screaming obsenities as an alternative to grasping reality... Check out the chimps at the zoo.. They'll teach you how to scream, and what to say about reality... I can't help you... sorry...


like chameleons?

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Postby cosmicB on Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:02 pm

Chameleons is good... What do they sound like?.. What do the chameleons say to you..?

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Postby Guest on Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:04 pm

cosmicB wrote:Chameleons is good... What do they sound like?.. What do the chameleons say to you..?


they say what they have to say with colour.

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Postby Guest on Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:05 pm

cosmicB wrote:So you're hearing metal-things in your head..? Tikes!.. Trumpets, eah..?? Hmmm?? Soon you'll be hearing nukes, and tanks, and gunshots in North America.. and mile high waves crashing against skyscrapers along the coast of america... Toot... Toot, Tooty, Toot, Toot.. Toot Toot... You haven't got a clue about how to work the mind for anything, do you... You employ an absolutely priceless unlimited unrestricted "god" connected mind bio-computer only to inform you when it's time to eat, sleep, screw, poo, run, work, pee, regurgitate a conditioned opinion, cry, and laugh, and bully... The mind is a Lot more than that... You might add a little drum to the trumpets.. and maybe some flute.. and why not a few burps and farts too.. and foot-stomps are good... And there's all kinds of critter sounds too... You've got the makings of a rock star... Maybe you're another gifted Bach, or something..? You could write a trumpet and fart serenade, describing america's love for life...

Only the Insane can't follow this invisibility trick to success...
It actually works... It's written in our DNA for us to play with, and use for what ever it can be used for, like to hide when hiding in full view is needed to survive an evil... It actually works... A few seconds after the flashing white triangles, you are only a gray outline of your body, to spectators... They see right through you... I don't know the physics of why it works, but I found how to make it work, and we tested it downtown, on busy streets... The reactions were fantastic...

You'll never be able to do it... Your mind is switched Off.. You poor thing...
You can always jump up and down screaming obsenities as an alternative to grasping reality... Check out the chimps at the zoo.. They'll teach you how to scream, and what to say about reality... I can't help you... sorry...


:lol:

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Re: God is Alive

Postby Muff Diver on Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:50 pm

. wrote:He's in each and everyone of us. Amen to that :blob:

Is He in those who don't believe?
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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Re: God is Alive

Postby The Colonel on Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:05 pm

Muff Diver wrote:
. wrote:He's in each and everyone of us. Amen to that :blob:

Is He in those who don't believe?


Well the t*** can get out of me if he is.
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Re: God is Alive

Postby GayandProud on Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:57 pm

The Colonel wrote:
Muff Diver wrote:
. wrote:He's in each and everyone of us. Amen to that :blob:

Is He in those who don't believe?


Well the t*** can get out of me if he is.


:lol: made me lOL :lol:

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Postby cosmicB on Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:06 am

If he only imagined he was twirling his finger in your bum, you would be wondering why it feels like someone is twirling their finger in your bum.. thaT far Up!..? OOooHHH YikerS!...
And should he want to rip your bum clean off, to mount it on a trophy-board for the rec-room wall, your bum would thus have vanished from where it used to be, and would be on the taxidermist's bench being deodorized...
He sees the world as a dead-bug collection... What species of bug are you?..

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Postby Captain on Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:06 am

I just randomly read the last page of this thread, without having read any former pages. It's quite confusing :?

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Postby Guest on Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:34 am

cosmicB wrote:If he only imagined he was twirling his finger in your bum, you would be wondering why it feels like someone is twirling their finger in your bum.. thaT far Up!..? OOooHHH YikerS!...
And should he want to rip your bum clean off, to mount it on a trophy-board for the rec-room wall, your bum would thus have vanished from where it used to be, and would be on the taxidermist's bench being deodorized...
He sees the world as a dead-bug collection... What species of bug are you?..


a golden scarab beetle, you?

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Postby cosmicB on Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:47 pm

I'm the Bug Collector... I don't have a scarab beetle in the case yet.. what's your address?..

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Postby Guest on Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:12 pm

cosmicB wrote:I'm the Bug Collector... I don't have a scarab beetle in the case yet.. what's your address?..



10 Cydonia Avenue
Mars

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Postby cosmicB on Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:10 pm

You ain't that far away.. I see your gosh awful red couch from here...
You'll be a good addition to my bug collection.. but right now I have a few bigger ones to catch, jar, and pin... Your spot in the case is just about ready... Are you a metallic green scarab?..
What do scarabs eat?..

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