why can't men wear skirts ?

[VanessaEvans]

'Live and let live' is what I say. Whatever anyone want to wear is okay by me.

Vanessa

[Guest]

I know this weather will last forever....

So I'm going out in my denim skirt tomorrow. I'm a guy by the way. I don't give a f*** what anyone thinks about it, and u guys on this forum should be out there like me, doing it instead of having slagging matches with Alf. You can't force him into something he doesnt want to do.

Quantius, or whatever your name is, don't try and baffle people with posh English, you just make yourself look more of a t***. Just talk normally and people might respect you.

I know I'm going to get a few double-takes (I'm black and 6 foot 2) but I don't care. It's not like someone's gonna challenge me about it. I carry my blade so I can deal with anyone who takes things too far. I don't give a label to what I do, a skirt is clothes just like shorts or jeans. I wear jeans and shorts too as skirts. I wear a pencil skirt to work sometimes, no adverse comments.

Why don't you guys just get out there and wear a skirt? The more we see, the more it is going to become fashion.

[longskirtlover]

So I'm going out in my denim skirt tomorrow. I'm a guy by the way. I don't give a f*** what anyone thinks about it, and u guys on this forum should be out there like me

The weather's been hot and dry round my way, too, so I've been doing exactly that! Sometimes in a denim skirt, sometimes in a rayon skirt that's lighter and more flowing; it's been hot enough for it.

, doing it instead of having slagging matches with Alf.

We were having a polite chat before Alf came on. Do you think we should just ignore trolls like Alf?

You can't force him into something he doesnt want to do.

What, being a tolerant guy? I suppose some of us hope that enough sweet talk will persuade him to stop trolling and be more tolerant.

Quantius, or whatever your name is, don't try and baffle people with posh English, you just make yourself look more of a t***. Just talk normally and people might respect you. :wink:

I respect him already. I never dissed him in the first place. I think he's doing the right thing. His English doesn't baffle me, and I don't think he makes himself look a t***. What's baffling you? Words like "neanderthals" and "acolytes" perhaps?

I'm glad to see that some guys are out there in skirts.

[longskirtlover]

Men should be able to wear skirts as long as they properly restrain their ding-a-ling to keep it from sticking out in front.

A skirt would have to be pretty tight around the hip and thigh area for it to stick out more than it would in trousers.

[Alf Huckham]

Does that Skirt CAFE do all day breakfasts?

[r1g0r]

yes, alf. they serve breakfast all day long.

now, would you please get on your tricycle and go there, and stop trying to piss people off here?

<foghorn leghorn voice>
"I SAY, IF BRAINS WERE FARTS THAT BOY COULDN'T BLOW BUBBLES IN A DIXIE CUP!"

[Alf Huckham]

I was wondering- Is the Skirt Cafe in Cheltenham?

[KiltyCol]

Alf,

SkirtCAFE is world wide. Many of us live round different parts of the world. Others travel. Sorry that I haven't said much for a while, as we have been busy round the world visiting older and younger members of our family (me in Kilt much of the time) and have also met many other kilt wearers in North Carolina (USA).
I didn't see any Sunderland football team players over there! Why would that be, Alf? What's it all about, Alfie? (an old song, before your time). Say hello, Alf, (on behalf of Cumberland News, July 2007) to your brother Wilf and Sister Betty.

[KiltyCol]

Our Colin is always wearing Skirts, what is wrong with that?

But our Colin...

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faithfully attended his Dad's funeral.
Will "Guest" (posing as my Dad) bother to turn up, when the time comes (or came), for his parent's funerals (if he knows who his parents are)? Spend a night in your local cemetry, Guest, and don't come back. Don't mock the deceased. I have yet to meet anyone who thinks that mocking the deceased is good fun! Can anyone honestly disagree?

[Alf Huckham]

Alf,

SkirtCAFE is world wide. Many of us live round different parts of the world. Others travel. Sorry that I haven't said much for a while, as we have been busy round the world visiting older and younger members of our family (me in Kilt much of the time) and have also met many other kilt wearers in North Carolina (USA).
I didn't see any Sunderland football team players over there! Why would that be, Alf? What's it all about, Alfie? (an old song, before your time). Say hello, Alf, (on behalf of Cumberland News, July 2007) to your brother Wilf and Sister Betty.

Been State-Side then COL?

Ignore the "Guests"- it's best to.

[KiltyCol's Dad]

Our Colin is always wearing Skirts, what is wrong with that?

But our Colin...

:

faithfully attended his Dad's funeral.
Will "Guest" (posing as my Dad) bother to turn up, when the time comes (or came), for his parent's funerals (if he knows who his parents are)? Spend a night in your local cemetry, Guest, and don't come back. Don't mock the deceased. I have yet to meet anyone who thinks that mocking the deceased is good fun! Can anyone honestly disagree?

I think it's great talking from the dead, son. It's a form of closure. We always love you. I can understand now why you prefer women's clothes as you were always close to your mum. I just couldn't stand your behaviour, as it embarrassed me. I'm just glad your mother and I never gave you that money to go to Thailand for your operation to become a woman.

My death wasn't your fault son, I just wanted a boy who would do normal boyish things. You're so caught up in this women's clothes thing that it broke my heart.

[The Colonel]

Our Colin is always wearing Skirts, what is wrong with that?

But our Colin...

:

faithfully attended his Dad's funeral.
Will "Guest" (posing as my Dad) bother to turn up, when the time comes (or came), for his parent's funerals (if he knows who his parents are)? Spend a night in your local cemetry, Guest, and don't come back. Don't mock the deceased. I have yet to meet anyone who thinks that mocking the deceased is good fun! Can anyone honestly disagree?

I think it's great talking from the dead, son. It's a form of closure. We always love you. I can understand now why you prefer women's clothes as you were always close to your mum. I just couldn't stand your behaviour, as it embarrassed me. I'm just glad your mother and I never gave you that money to go to Thailand for your operation to become a woman.

My death wasn't your fault son, I just wanted a boy who would do normal boyish things. You're so caught up in this women's clothes thing that it broke my heart.

What goes around - comes around.

Remember that.

[Alf Huckham]

FACT

[KiltyCol]

Our Colin is always wearing Skirts, what is wrong with that?

But our Colin...

:

I think it's great talking from the dead, son. It's a form of closure. We always love you. I can understand now why you prefer women's clothes as ..........:

The whole point that we are trying to make is that people can choose what they wear. The old days when ladies were only allowed skirts and men only allowed trousers have gone. Ladies have taken the lead and now wear absolutely anything they please. Men should equally have the freedom to choose any type of clothing as legitimate mens' clothing. We are not trying to be feminine any more than ladies wearing trousers are trying to be masculine. Skirts originated as men's clothing centuries ago anyway.
I am not sure where mockers of very recenty deceased people originated, but sure know where they end up.

[Guest]

We only keep this thread going 4 jokes, so just chill out. There's no point fighting with normal people on this issue, it's dead and buried.

Men in skirts will never happen because

1) Women want men to be men
2) Women wear skirts to feel sexy and appeal to men
3) Skirts are too restrictive
4) Kilts cost a fortune and are fiddly, plus if youre not Scottish why bother
5) If we saw a man in a skirt, he's usually middle-aged and going thru some sort of crisis.
6) It takes a celebrity to change the world of fashion.

Whining about skirts to us won't change things. Go out and see how many people wear skirts, then count how many men are wearing them.

Get the point, there are NONE.

stick to your men-in-skirts-and-tights group, if you want to meet up with similar pervs...