Men, post your rants for or against circumcision.

[The Colonel]

Should men be circumcised because I dislike Knob Cheese, it's a ludicrous question, but I'll answer as best I can. Hmm, should all women have breast augmentation because some men abhor flat breasts, or breasts that resemble fried eggs, Absolutely not. I can go on and on, but whats the point, I prefer circumcised men, because to me an circumcised penis is more attractive, and more delectable ( No Knob Cheese ). It's a personal preference, but should I meet a handsome Doctor, or Lawyer, I'll overlook his uncircumcised penis, and marry him for his money...

Katie.

Like most women then?

Like your spouse perhaps Colonel? She couldn't have married you for your charm or intellect, because you've exhibited none, and don't flatter yourself by saying she married you for your good looks, you'd be kidding yourself.

Psst Colonel, Polgara recognized the humor in my marry him for his money comment, and that whoosh you just heard, well you can stop wondering where the hell it's coming from!

I do like my wife. We have been married for two decades and have four children, with another on the way. We met at university and have been together ever since. She married me for a combination of things, as I married her for a combination of things. However, she has never presumed to tell me what to do, nor have I presumed to tell her what to do.

I don't think you can so easily insult someone who is highly educated, of high status, and has been married for so long.

Easy Colonel, I tossed a small pebble at your thick skull, it should have barely been perceptible. Try rolling with the punches, no need to get yourself in a huff over a harmless poke in the ribs.

Katie.

I don't like being poked.

[katie_lied]

Should men be circumcised because I dislike Knob Cheese, it's a ludicrous question, but I'll answer as best I can. Hmm, should all women have breast augmentation because some men abhor flat breasts, or breasts that resemble fried eggs, Absolutely not. I can go on and on, but whats the point, I prefer circumcised men, because to me an circumcised penis is more attractive, and more delectable ( No Knob Cheese ). It's a personal preference, but should I meet a handsome Doctor, or Lawyer, I'll overlook his uncircumcised penis, and marry him for his money...

Katie.

Like most women then?

Like your spouse perhaps Colonel? She couldn't have married you for your charm or intellect, because you've exhibited none, and don't flatter yourself by saying she married you for your good looks, you'd be kidding yourself.

Psst Colonel, Polgara recognized the humor in my marry him for his money comment, and that whoosh you just heard, well you can stop wondering where the hell it's coming from!

I do like my wife. We have been married for two decades and have four children, with another on the way. We met at university and have been together ever since. She married me for a combination of things, as I married her for a combination of things. However, she has never presumed to tell me what to do, nor have I presumed to tell her what to do.

I don't think you can so easily insult someone who is highly educated, of high status, and has been married for so long.

Easy Colonel, I tossed a small pebble at your thick skull, it should have barely been perceptible. Try rolling with the punches, no need to get yourself in a huff over a harmless poke in the ribs.

Katie.

I don't like being poked.

Well I like being poked Colonel, as does your spouse, four children and one in the oven, my goodness, you're quite active for a man your age...

Peace,

Katie.

[The Colonel]

Should men be circumcised because I dislike Knob Cheese, it's a ludicrous question, but I'll answer as best I can. Hmm, should all women have breast augmentation because some men abhor flat breasts, or breasts that resemble fried eggs, Absolutely not. I can go on and on, but whats the point, I prefer circumcised men, because to me an circumcised penis is more attractive, and more delectable ( No Knob Cheese ). It's a personal preference, but should I meet a handsome Doctor, or Lawyer, I'll overlook his uncircumcised penis, and marry him for his money...

Katie.

Like most women then?

Like your spouse perhaps Colonel? She couldn't have married you for your charm or intellect, because you've exhibited none, and don't flatter yourself by saying she married you for your good looks, you'd be kidding yourself.

Psst Colonel, Polgara recognized the humor in my marry him for his money comment, and that whoosh you just heard, well you can stop wondering where the hell it's coming from!

I do like my wife. We have been married for two decades and have four children, with another on the way. We met at university and have been together ever since. She married me for a combination of things, as I married her for a combination of things. However, she has never presumed to tell me what to do, nor have I presumed to tell her what to do.

I don't think you can so easily insult someone who is highly educated, of high status, and has been married for so long.

Easy Colonel, I tossed a small pebble at your thick skull, it should have barely been perceptible. Try rolling with the punches, no need to get yourself in a huff over a harmless poke in the ribs.

Katie.

I don't like being poked.

Well I like being poked Colonel, as does your spouse, four children and one in the oven, my goodness, you're quite active for a man your age...

Peace,

Katie.

Of course I am.

And I'm also not very old either. It will be another 15 years before I reach retirement age.

[Ezra_Pound]

Will you f-cking idiots stop quoting ENTIRE POSTS?!?!?!??!!

It drives me insane.

[The Colonel]

Will you f-cking idiots stop quoting ENTIRE POSTS?!?!?!??!!

It drives me insane.

Tough

[katie_lied]

Will you f-cking idiots stop quoting ENTIRE POSTS?!?!?!??!!

It drives me insane.

Please honey, I'm sure you've been insane for quite some time, your rant is tiresome, take it elsewhere...

Katie.

[craftyjack]

Like everyone, foreskins deserve a second chance!

Personally, i shudder at the thought of the mass genocide of foreskins. hang your heads in shame.

"foreskins a jolly good fellow,
foreskins a jolly good fellow,
foreskins a jolly good fellow.
and so say all of us!!!"

[outraged guest]

Clearly 'circumcision' (I prefer the term, sexual mutilation) is completely unethical. Informed consent for any surgery requires that the person to be operated on is old enough to provide such consent. So adults, of course, ought to be able to choose this. For babies, on the other hand, this is child abuse. This particular surgery severs 2/3 of the nerves to the penis, which leads to easily-measured less sensitivity of the penis (and this has been published in medical literature). The end result for older men is significantly higher impotence. For babies, it is true that most recover without complications (except for reduced sensation). For those that do suffer complications (usually infections, which sometimes lead to amputation of the penis, occasionally death of the infant), what are you going to say? Whoops?

[The Colonel]

Clearly 'circumcision' (I prefer the term, sexual mutilation) is completely unethical. Informed consent for any surgery requires that the person to be operated on is old enough to provide such consent. So adults, of course, ought to be able to choose this. For babies, on the other hand, this is child abuse. This particular surgery severs 2/3 of the nerves to the penis, which leads to easily-measured less sensitivity of the penis (and this has been published in medical literature). The end result for older men is significantly higher impotence. For babies, it is true that most recover without complications (except for reduced sensation). For those that do suffer complications (usually infections, which sometimes lead to amputation of the penis, occasionally death of the infant), what are you going to say? Whoops?

+1

Totally agree.

And you are right - they do say "whoops!"

[Guest]

Uncut men have more feeling in their penis when it comes to sex, so why the F*** would anyone CHOOSE to be circumcised? The mind boggles.

And as for parents who put their young lad through it, well, it's a disgrace.

I know my parents must have discussed whether I was going to be circumcised when I was born, and I'm so thankful to them that they had some sense and kept me as nature intended.

I shower every single day because hygeine is very important to me. I do not neglect my bellend, that too is completely clean, just like a clean circumcised penis.

LOL @ the people saying "it's cleaner". A clean C*** is a clean C***, and a dirty C*** is a dirty C***, regardless of whether it has a hood, you dozey people!
It's like saying - 'shave your armpit hair and you'll no longer get BO' - No, you won't get BO if you keep yourself CLEAN, and it's the same concept with an uncut C***.

I also find that it's mostly Americans who spout endless S*** about uncicumcised penises. Ahhhhh, Americans, they'll lap absolutely anything up. If Fox News tells them that spinning around in a circle for 5 hours whilst rubbing your stomach and patting your head will keep you alive for another 10 years, they'd start spinning!

[The Major]

Surely taking a razor-blade to a baby's genitals for non-medical reasons is child-abuse?

[Ivan Diederhoff]

How about people mind their own business! Some people believe in circumcision, and some don't. I am deeply concerned that people are going so far off the deep end about this. Why don't we put this into words that will really get the discussion going; "parents that circumcise their sons are aborting a foreskin, and flushing it down the sink!!!!"

Oh Fred, care to voice up on this one?

[The Major]

I don't quite know what you mean about minding our own business - this is a public discussion forum, and the topic is circumcision, so I don't know how it could be kept private...
As to aborting foreskins, it's a bizarre idea...perhaps they might be collected for medical science, or stitched into a purse shape - it would have the unique feature of turning into a suitcase when rubbed!
Old jokes are the best...

[Ivan Diederhoff]

This thread kind of got going as a result of outspoken opinions about circumcision. When passion and opinion mix, sometimes logic is sacrificed. You don't have to like or dislike circumcision. Some parents choose to circumcise their sons, and it isn't my place to tell them how to raise their child, or what decisions to make in that childs name. Many think they do indeed have that responsibility/right, hence I said mind ones own business.

That's all. If I had my circumcised, and some yingyang got in my face about it, I would mess them up pretty good.

[The Colonel]

would you actually do that to your kids?