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Postby thinker on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:59 pm

sweeswee wrote:
. wrote:So basically women failed to reach the final stage and are left with the inferior genital. Am I wrong?


No. Men are a mutation of women.


My second head takes exception to that. :shock:
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Postby you have male on Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:22 pm

Wombat wrote:How so?
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Postby Guest on Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:14 pm

Wombat wrote:Since men come from women, by definition, women cannot be considered to be incomplete men.


Didn't god create Adam then Eve for him as his helper and to have his children?

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Postby Fiery Ember on Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:59 am

Elliot had a point that men are only a chromosone away from being either a man or a woman. I think men have vagina envy because of a womans ability to give life. Though for the life of me, I don't know why :lol: :lol:
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Postby Scarlet Pimpernell on Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:15 am

. wrote:
Wombat wrote:Since men come from women, by definition, women cannot be considered to be incomplete men.


Didn't god create Adam then Eve for him as his helper and to have his children?


That was a story written by a man. :roll:

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Postby joanna3535 on Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:27 am

Basically men are women (why else would they have nipples?)

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Postby Andromeda on Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:55 am

Indeed.

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Postby Fiery Ember on Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:40 am

I heard men can actually lactate like woman. Further proof that Men are just an inferior version of women! :mrgreen:
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Postby Guest on Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:04 am

Scarlet Pimpernell wrote:
. wrote:
Wombat wrote:Since men come from women, by definition, women cannot be considered to be incomplete men.


Didn't god create Adam then Eve for him as his helper and to have his children?


That was a story written by a man. :roll:



The bible story causes all this confusions.

some women take everything in the bible as truth.

I once knew a women who wouldn't let her husband do any house work even thought he wanted to help because it was not manly and not a man job.

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Postby Guest on Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:08 am

Every fetus starts out as a female. The lucky fetus gets the surge of testosterone. No surge of testosterone equals female.

Man is an upgraded woman.

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Postby Fat Willy on Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:52 pm

This sounds like a fairly reasonable arguement.
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Postby minigirl on Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:15 pm

. wrote:Every fetus starts out as a female. The lucky fetus gets the surge of testosterone. No surge of testosterone equals female.

Man is an upgraded woman.


i've seen some pretty disastrous things happen to computer networks when things are upgraded.........
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Postby minigirl on Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:18 pm

. wrote:
Wombat wrote:Since men come from women, by definition, women cannot be considered to be incomplete men.


Didn't god create Adam then Eve for him as his helper and to have his children?


well, that's a common misconception. here's the real story:

"God, I've been thinking.." says Eve one day.

"What's on your mind Eve?" says God.

"Well, I know that you created me and this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful creatures, but lately I've been feeling that maybe there's more to life."

"Go on..." says God.

"Sometimes I get a bit bored. I fancy a bit of fun. And I get a bit fed up with all the heaving lifting and carrying, and warding off the mammoths and sabre-toothed tigers, not to mention that bloody snake. This garden can be dangerous place."

"I see," says God, pausing for thought.

"Eve, I have a cunning plan,"says God, "I shall create Man for you."

"Man?"asks Eve, "What is Man?"

"Man..." says God, "is a flawed creature. He will have many weaknesses and disgusting habits. Man will lie, cheat and behave like an idiot - in fact mostly he'll be a complete pain in the backside. But on the plus side he'll be big and strong, and will be able to protect you, and hunt and kill things, which might be handy sometimes. He will tend to lose control of mind and body when aroused, but with a bit training can reach an acceptable standard in the bedroom department, if you know what I mean."

"Hmm," says Eve, "Seems like this Man idea might be worth a try, but tell me God, is there anything else I need to know?"

"Just this," says God,"Man comes with one condition... In keeping with his arrogant, deluded, self-important character, Man will naturally believe that he was made first, and frankly we all have better things to do than argue, so you must keep all this a secret between us, if that's okay with you. You know, woman to woman.."
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Postby Guest on Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:12 am

men are incomplete women with part of their inside hanging out

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Postby maxaceraspire on Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:31 am

Men are incomplete women!

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