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chav ere watcha gunna do?
 

Postby chav ere watcha gunna do? on Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:48 am

actually it took me a whole of 2 seconds as i subled across it whilst looking 4 summint on da net n dat came up so i clicked it ta c how bad dey were n noticed alot of sad sad sad sad ppl der r out der so nah me aint sad i just stubled across dis S*** n well yas r da ones lookin at it n findin it funny so u go out n get a life yer cause i really fink u need 1 m8 at least us chavs dnt make t**** of our selfs by posting dis S*** on da net we actually go out n av a life if ya know wat 1 of dem is LOL

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Postby Guest on Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:56 am

Is that English????????????????? :roll:

chav ere watcha gunna do?
 

Postby chav ere watcha gunna do? on Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:05 am

nah its spanish freakin hell u just ave ta keep on attacking us dnt ya is it cause u r jelouse of us all avin a life n u know cause ur so sad u aint neva gunna ave 1? poor u get a freakin life u bucj of stuck up two faced t****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chav ere wacha gunna do?
 

Postby chav ere wacha gunna do? on Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:17 am

oh n by da way sum1 from america cud understand dat so if u cnt n dey can i guess that means ur dumb aswell as sad

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Postby Guest on Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:35 am

chav ere wacha gunna do? wrote:oh n by da way sum1 from america cud understand dat so if u cnt n dey can i guess that means ur dumb aswell as sad

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Oh and by the way, someone from America could understand that so if you cant and they can I guess that means you're dumb as well as sad.
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chav iz ere watcha gunna
 

Postby chav iz ere watcha gunna on Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:42 am

so u cud understand it, but u jus ad to be sad enough to make ya point ay? bless ya lil heart not really avin a life sittin der attacking ppl dat do really i feel 4 ya i really do awwwww i will be finkin of ya n hopeing u feel betta soon n av 1 of those fings i like to call a life

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Postby Guest on Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:40 pm

:withstupid: er............say again......... in english so i understand

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Postby karrin on Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:57 pm

swee wrote:5, 16 & 25 are my favourites :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/sweeswee2003/patentchav.bmp
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/sweeswee2003/pregchavs.bmp
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/sweeswee2003/fatchav.bmp
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/sweeswee2003/drunkchav.bmp
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/sweeswee2003/chavsofa.bmp (this is the best) :lol:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/sweeswee2003/chavanddad.bmp
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/sweeswee2003/chav.bmp
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/sweeswee2003/eminemchav.bmp
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/sweeswee2003/chavgroup.bmp

:shock: :shock: :shock:


So funny --- wanabee wanksters

Now run for your lives before they get you!!!

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Postby Guest on Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:18 pm

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Postby Guest on Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:28 pm

sad sad sad sad ppl i feel 4 yas all really i do, tell ya wat go out n get a life that may help yas ay

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Postby Guest on Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:47 pm

. wrote:sad sad sad sad ppl i feel 4 yas all really i do, tell ya wat go out n get a life that may help yas ay

Do you have one to spare?

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Postby Guest on Tue May 02, 2006 12:06 am

i may have 1

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Postby Kentish lad on Tue May 02, 2006 8:37 am

karrin wrote:Now run for your lives before they get you!!!


Get us? Don't be silly.

Chavs may be 'hard as nails' but my tried and tested method of a well placed flick of the ear soon has them close to tears.

I love chavs really, specially when they get all ratarsed and voilent. Part of the reason i work at the rough end of a footystadium in the land of pikeys.
You can say what you think, think about what you say, like what you say and dislike what others say but allways remember, who gives a toss what you think in the first place?
Hate me or love me, who cares.

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Postby Guest on Tue May 02, 2006 1:20 pm

haha see the old chav girl is still here :roll:

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Postby Mr Floob on Wed May 24, 2006 12:37 pm

chav TOSSER ere watcha gunna do? wrote:actually it took me a whole of 2 seconds as i subled across it whilst looking 4 summint on da net n dat came up so i clicked it ta c how bad dey were n noticed alot of sad sad sad sad ppl der r out der so nah me aint sad i just stubled across dis S*** n well yas r da ones lookin at it n findin it funny so u go out n get a life yer cause i really fink u need 1 m8 at least us chavs dnt make t**** of our selfs by posting dis S*** on da net we actually go out n av a life if ya know wat 1 of dem is LOL


Well, you are taking the piss out of us most days. Oh, and what's this? Posting on here is wasting our lives, then oh mighty chav god why are you wasting your precious "gangsta" life on here??

I can answer that, YOU ARE RETARDED

(I know this post is old but I wanted to reply :p)

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