Jokes

[Tequila Girl]

God invented man, because Eve's vibrator ran out of batteries...

[Roxx]

i was at this sex toys shop in massachusets once... no thats not a joke... lmao! <ahem> anyway, there was this really old "personal massager" and a story that went with it about how women used to go to the doctor to have "themselves massaged" <electronically> by the doctor. this was obviously before anyone really knew what the orgasm was about (or how to do it apparently)... but can you imagine going to the doctor and having him/her get your rocks off as it was a medical procedure?!!! i'm not sure if that would be quite odd or hot...

[Irish_Trinney]

I was once asked to design silicone vibrator for a specialist sex store....couldn't take up the offer cause I could never tell my mother what I did for a living!

[Tamboline]

Wait, here's a question I've never thought to ask... did a man invent the vibrator?

If so... that's kinda funny!

[Stuffy]

there is a short film all about that topic...called
..i think its called TURN ME ON....thats the song al the way through it at any rate..or maybe its titled
The History of the Vibrater. Its an excellent short doco.

[Acorn]

He was impotent. if it was a man

[grinforgrin]

Actually by most accounts the first vibrator (as opposed to the first dildos
Men of course had prostitutes and/or mistresses available to them, while women of the same class pretty much had to suffer in silence, as you had to be pretty powerful to get away with having a boy-toy. Some doctors realised that stimulatin various parts of the female anatomy, namely the clitorus and the vaginal area, would induce a 'female paroxysm' (an orgasm), and reduced 'female hysteria'. Doesn't an orgams make You feel good? So they'd prescribe these treatments for women who'd otherwise never feel such pleasure, because nobody felt like talking about sex. The vibrator (in reality pretty crude metal devices) was invented to help the doctor induce the paroxysms.

Times have changed, and a western doctor who induces orgasm in his patients is likely to lose his license, so now we have up-scale massage parlors where if you know the right person to book a session with, you can have an orgasm without needing to buy anyone a drink.

Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction.

Those of us straight guys who've realised women often have libidos just as high as ours and can last longer during intercourse turn to cunnilingus and toys as ways to keep up. I'd much prefer to know my significant other is relaxing and enjoying herself with a toy we purchased together than having her go out on the town in search of a fling.