RIGHT!! THAT'S IT - I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!

[A Man]

If any of you have had your valuable time eaten away by reading my postings over the past few months, then I apologise to each and every one of you for being such a negative, snivelling, self-pitying little wretch!
So I got cheated on by a woman I loved? So F****** what! A lot of the women on here have been shat on by their fellas and have lived to tell the tale! Half of Asia lies devastated, families torn apart and loved ones lost to nature itself, and here's me whinging because boo-hoo 'I can't pull anymore!' Get a grip, lad!
Well enough is enough. When I'm at my best I am NOTHING like the self-pitying little turd you have read of in my posts upto now. I am damn fine company, a fantastic cook, honest, loyal and not a bad lay either heheh! Sorry for the rant, but it's time to start getting myself BACK!
What's the male equivalent of 'I Will Survive' to have playing in the background as you read this?

[MarriedMom]

That's the spirit! Get out there and make the best of what you've got, and all will fall into place!

MM