What do you call your bits ?

by **Sarahtemp** on Thu Dec 30, 2004 6:16 pm

We had a competition in my office to find the most names for your lower regions !

I always use tuppence...... my boss prefers to call it a hairy hamburger!

What names do you use ????

by **A Man** on Thu Dec 30, 2004 6:22 pm

I call mine Cecil. Cecil the Willy.
You could have:

Male
Pork sword
Ham sax
Pink oboe
Blue-veined flute
Mutton dagger
Hairy brains (balls)
Bellend
Lid
Crimson Tulip

Female
Coin slot
Camel's toe
Hairy axe wound
Gash
Prawn (clit)

Arse:
Cigar Burn
Rusty Bullet Hole

by **Sheeps** on Thu Dec 30, 2004 6:27 pm

I call them "my bits" or noblet :wink:

by **Felix** on Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:58 pm

Basil.

And I call a young lady's 'bits' her womanly undercarriage.

by **rachael** on Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:48 am

For men its either a wagger, todge or tail

by **23MissJackie23** on Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:49 am

rachael wrote:For men its either a wagger, todge or tail

Mary

by **SAMBA** on Sat Jan 01, 2005 8:00 pm

one of my female friends always gets imbarresed and calls it ' my .... y'know' which i find truly hilarious i like grounds keeper willy
others are:

spam hammer
pink trombone[alittle unoriginal but not my fault]
purple headed warrior
ropin the pony is wankin but i guess 'pony' would be in this case
the gurkin [applies to men with small shrivelled penises]
the balled friar

and ive forgot all the rest i learnt

What do you call your bits ?

What do you call your bits ?

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