For those who LIKE it, what about porn bugs you?

Canadian twosome · Guest

Hello from Canada. We ( wife and me) HATE when the guys are having a god damn conversation in the background. Shut up already. The scene is about the girl - you are the hired penis' ONLY. Don't try to be clever, you're not. The best scenes are when the girl seems to be in charge. When she knows what she wants, tells everyone else how to give it to her and seems to be enjoying it when she gets it. We also hate when the girl seems to be on the job and is just waiting for the guys to finish so she can go. Very creepy.

Guest · Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 11:38 pm Post subject:

Some of you people must really be scraping the barrel for something to see. Why not try some mainstream films of more real life. Anyway, real sex is more about what it feels like than what it looks like. Try reading a good book.

Woman · Guest

Guest · Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:22 am Post subject:

SAHMOM69 · Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:45 am Post subject:

My husband & I enjoy watching porn alot together...We just don't have many chances since kids and all...But I think the cheesey, dumb music gets on my nerves and the continuous close-up camera shots of girls swallowing and having it sprayed all over their faces...It's like "Yawwwn alright already!" LOL!

Also, the dumb "Fabio"-type men that I sometimes see. I'd like to see a good script without dumb lines, with a good story; but at the same time hot, horny and nasty! We also like alot of girl on girl stuff; but sometimes too much oral. We'd like to see more things with 2 girls doing the scissor position where they rub clits together and stuff like that. Laughing

Jamie the married guy · Guest

Woman--we're not saying women don't like porn...it's just that women usually don't like porn geared to men. I myself don't like looking at men's naked bodies and prefer not to see the guy at all if possible. I especially hate that shot taken from behind the guy at a low angle during intercourse...YUCK! But I'm sure most women love that kind of shot.

The pro-am and gonzo videos with the guy talking drives everyone nuts but the guy usually isn't the "hired penis" he's the "director"r of the video AND the guy holding the camera. Basically these movies are just sessions with a hooker caught on a cheapo home video camera. So many people, men and women want to get into the biz...there's just so much money to be made.

And, no matter what turns you on, one thing's for sure it can be found in a porn movie. Everything from soft focus romantic chick porn to sex with Rover.

swee · Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:32 am Post subject:

Woman · Guest

Woman · Guest

Fake boobs are pathetic though.Not turned on by plastic bags shoved under the armpits.

Jamie the you know who · Guest

Everyone here is so civilized. The same thread on an American website would have gone nuclear by now, especially when a guy like me comes along and puts in my two politically incorrect cents. Nice for a change.

matrix · Guest

fake breasts and why do the men always pull out to empty their sacs all over the place. once im in then there is no way my wife is going to let me out untill the dirty deed is done.