23-05-2005 23:00
After 15 days of giving out massages, randy Ron finally had the favour returned tonight.
The Farmhands found bathtubs, chocolate and an evening of pampering awaiting them and Ron wasted no time deciding which treatment he wanted.
Spying the massage table he cried, "I'm for that one!" and bounded ahead of the queue. Seconds later and the walrus of love had stripped off and was stretched out on the couch.
Ron was in dire need of some healing hands after being shot to bits in today's paintballing. "I'm a disaster area," he whimpered.
A doubtful Dave wondered if the masseuses could help the ailing adult entertainer. "Can you get rid of gun shot wounds?" he queried.
Mikey was more concerned about what was going on underneath Ron's towel. "Are you naked?" squeaked the pop star. But Ron still had his boxers on. "Thank God for that," sighed Keith.
That's rich coming from a man wearing only a thong.
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